Apologies for this 'stereotype' joke. No offence meant....All in the name of laughter. Enjoy.
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honourable sir,
You leave house. I watch house.
He come house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I no see.
So no fee.