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Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels"
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
" Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On a Plumber’s truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed"
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak"
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At a Tyre Store:
"Invite us to your next blowout"
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts"
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire,
and take appropriate action"
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push! Push! Push!"
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place"
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff"
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet...
Miss a car payment!"
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming!"
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In a Vet’s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
Come on in and get fed up!"
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully - We'll wait"
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Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak"
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And my favourite....
To think I deal with this on a daily basis!
To think I deal with this on a daily basis!
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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2 comments:
rofl
He! He! I thought so too Avdi. Thanks for visiting.
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