Who knows how long I've loved you, You know I love you still
Will I wait a lonely life time, If you want me to I will

Love you forever and forever, Love you with all my heart
Love you whenever we're together, Love you when we're apart.....

"I Will" from The Beatles (written by Lennon and McCartney)

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

MUTTERINGS #28: WITTY SIGNS...

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Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels"

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

" Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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On a Plumber’s truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed"

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak"

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At a Tyre Store:

"Invite us to your next blowout"

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts"

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire,
 and take appropriate action"

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push! Push! Push!"

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place"

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff"

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet...
Miss a car payment!"

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming!"

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In a Vet’s waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry;
Come on in and get fed up!"

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully - We'll wait"

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Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak"

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And my favourite....
To think I deal with this on a daily basis!

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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2 comments:

avdi said...

rofl

Veen said...

He! He! I thought so too Avdi. Thanks for visiting.

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