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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
MUTTERINGS #25: NOW WHO’S DOING WHOM???
A man owned a small farm in Australia.
The Fair Work Australia Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the rep.
"Well," replied the farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday."
"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room," he said.
“Then there's the half-wit.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, Pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to...er, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
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3 comments:
Great!
This is what one gets for being Man of the House! LOL...
Indeed Nasir saab!
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