Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come you ask?

Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian made medicines.

And this was originally written by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you are reading this on an Australian blog on your computer that probably uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, onto a Danish ship hijacked by Indonesian pirates using Russian AK 47s , which finally reaches America and unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen at the New York docks, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals!

That, my friends, is globalisation!



Nasir said...

That's indeed an all-comprehensive definition of GLOBALISATION!!!

Veen said...

LOL...I thought so too.