At the Coffee House in a six star hotel, the waiter approached me.
Question: "What would you like to have madam? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
I Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey Bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
I Answer : " Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?
I Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
I Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Soy milk, Goat's milk or Cow's milk?"
I Answer: "With cow's milk please."
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
I Answer: " Um.....I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
I Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
I Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
I Answer: "Just forget the tea, give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
I Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
I Answer: " WT......, forget it, I think I'll just die of thirst!! "