Wednesday, December 8, 2010

MUTTERINGS #53: THE LITTLE FIRE-FIGHTER

A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl was wearing a fire-fighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren, would I?'



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4 comments:

lugworm said...

Now you are just being catty!

Veen said...

Meooooow....LOL...

Can you tell I am a dog lover?Actually I am promiscuous when it comes to animals :O

Rabbits, Dogs, Mice, Goat, Fishes, Tortoise and Birds...you are right, no cats!

dustedoff said...

Heh! I can understand that - that's all cats are good for!

Veen said...

No, I am not partial to cats....two divas in one house? Ain't happening!!! LOL...