Wife: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wan increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh…'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
4 comments:
LOL...There are more ways than one to get a raise!
Laugh, true Nasir saab. There is an Aussie saying...there is more than one way to skin a cat...why one wants to skin a cat in the first instance, eludes me...but there you go!
Ha ha ha ha. Good one Veen. Been in a smiling mode for long after reading this.
Regds / Babu
Glad you like it Babu :)
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