Tuesday, October 29, 2013

MUTTERINGS #68: ROTFL1


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


A successful woman is one who can find such a man...
 

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
 
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
 
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 
 



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2 comments:

lugworm said...

I like that! Thank you.

Veen said...

You are welcome. BTW I hope you like my next posting.