MUTTERINGS #28: WITTY SIGNS...

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Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels"

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

" Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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On a Plumber’s truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed"

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"

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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak"

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At a Tyre Store:

"Invite us to your next blowout"

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts"

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire,

 and take appropriate action"

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push! Push! Push!"

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place"

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff"

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome!

Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet...

Miss a car payment!"

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary.

We hear you coming!"

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In a Vet’s waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.

Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry;

Come on in and get fed up!"

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully - We'll wait"

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Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak"

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And my favourite....
To think I deal with this on a daily basis!

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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